minombreesfernandopinto

Muchas gracias a Don Javier Vicuña por la anécdota.

Panel 1:
-gimmeyerwatch.
Subtitle: I require your time piece, my good man.
Panel 2:
– What?
– Gimmechorfrickinwatch!
Subtitle: Please my good man, I must insist in acquiring your time piece. Post haste.
– I don´t understand you, dude.
Panel 3:
-Gimmeyerfrikenwatch foreahcutchoo!!
Subtitle: I´m in real need of it sir. Please hand it over before I´m forced to take action.
-Learn to talk, man.
Panel 4
-ahscrewyascrawnyfuk.
Subtitle: Since my actions were not fruitful, I must away.
– Fuckin´ weirdo.

Panel 1
– So I guess you learned your lesson, with this whole mess with your ex.
– I dunno if I learned a lesson…
Panel 2
– But I did get something out of it.
Panel 3
– …So, miss Jennifer due to the enormous amount you have charged to your credit card, we are obligated to repossess your assets in order to settle the debt you have accumulated with our institution.
A team from our bank should be arriving at your door as we speak.
SFX DING DONG!
Panel 4
– Oyster?

Panel 1:
– Bro! You just punched my wife!
I´m gonna kick your ass!
-(Slurred) But shhhe mooved
-*Crying*
– You cannot be more stupid.
Panel 2:
– Asshole
Panel 3:
– … and after the candelabra fell on me, the grooms rugby team friends put me out by kicking me.
I think Jen spat on me, but I´m not sure.
After that the security guard put me on a cab and sent me home.
Panel 4:
– You´re a dumbass.

Me voy de vacaciones, así que la tira de esta semana llegó un poco antes.
De nada, querubines

I´m leaving on vacation this week, so you get the strip a little early.
You´re welcome, my children

Panel 1:
-(Slurring) Arrright less cut the crap.
Iz mah trnn ta dance with her
– Are you drunk?
– Alright, let´s take it easy, champ.
Panel 2:
-What? I came with hrr, and I´m not yer jokey joke guy.
-Why don´t you go home there, buddy?
– Oh God, you´re such an embarrassment!
Panel 3:
– I ain´t gonnowheres! Amma hit choo in the face.
-You need to relax.
– I´m toooootally relaxed, you relax.
– Honey my Dad wanted to ask you…
Panel 4:
No Dialogue.