– So I guess you learned your lesson, with this whole mess with your ex.
– I dunno if I learned a lesson…
– But I did get something out of it.
– …So, miss Jennifer due to the enormous amount you have charged to your credit card, we are obligated to repossess your assets in order to settle the debt you have accumulated with our institution.
A team from our bank should be arriving at your door as we speak.
SFX DING DONG!