– Bro! You just punched my wife!
I´m gonna kick your ass!
-(Slurred) But shhhe mooved
– You cannot be more stupid.
– … and after the candelabra fell on me, the grooms rugby team friends put me out by kicking me.
I think Jen spat on me, but I´m not sure.
After that the security guard put me on a cab and sent me home.
– You´re a dumbass.