– Would you stop looking at him?
– What? Oh, I haven´t been looking at him that much.
-You´ve been looking that way for the past 15 minutes
-He just looks so nice! I mean, look at that hair.
– I dunno why you invited me, you haven´t looked my way since the reception.
-Oh stop crying already.
– Ok, what color is my tie?
– It´s brown ok? and not specially great looking I might add. Who buys a brown tie?
And I guess ironing your suit wasn´t an option, either.
– (low) The salesman said it was chocolate dusk.