– Well it all started when I broke our TV with a tennis raquet.
I dunno, it just slipped.
– So then, he was all pissed off and didn´t talk to me for like 2 hours.
Yeah, a little too dramatic, I know.
– And then he came out and had the idea to have a viking funeral for the tv.
Yeah, the ones where they burn the corpse.
I dunno, he just came up with that
– And well, it didn´t quite work out.
– That guy with the golden tooth just took my viking helmet.
– We are at the police station, please hurry.